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WOAH.

have i ever played you the panda song from sifl and olly? UNREAL.

Panda Dude:
This is not a rebel song... This is.. the PANDA!

After dark, the pandas stalk,
Nightmare creatures, with black hearts.
Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark,
Feasting on bums that sleep in the park!

The pandas are coming!
So hide under your beds!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!

The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures
Shrouded in the enigma of his black and white coat
What kind of camouflage is this, black and white?
Hiding in an Oreo factory? Could be!
That's just another chapter in the ominous saga of the panda!

The pandas are coming
To rip off your head!
The pandas are coming
On a rampage of the dead!

Like the shark, the panda has millions of teeth-

Which it uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences


The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth
You have the power to summon Godzilla

I'm drunk on panda mystery!!

The pandas are coming!
So hide under your bed!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!

Julie.
Thats not nice to say about me.

I am a vegetarian, afterall.

love,
the panda in the picture.

panda-

i was just quoting a song written about a panda sung by a guy wearing a panda suit. personally, my favorite part is 'hiding in a oreo factory'.

xoxo
julie

Is it 'sexual harrassment Panda'?

Also--Loving the hiding in an oreo factory as well.

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