19 December 2003

The Justin Theroux tribute entry

Date: 12.19.03
Climate: Chilled
Eating: Skittles
Drinking: Gatorade
Feeling: fine
Listening to: NPR
Watching: nothing
Reading: The Wall Street Journal

Justin Theroux...(girlysigh)
First of all, he's incredibly attractive, born in DC, educated at Bennington, complete theatrical resume, was in I Shot Andy Warhol, and has been in American Psycho and Mulholland Drive...two of my favorite movies.
But its more like, I wonder what it is about these dark haired, sometimes glasses wearing guys that draws me in.
I wonder. If ever I were to have a type, I suppose this is it. But its really only when he's got glasses on that this odd fascination begins. I just, I have no idea what my problem is here. First Ira, now a movie star. I sound like an aged thirteen year old girl with a diary and stickers all over her room or something. But he is the nephew of writer Paul Theroux so thats a plus. And he has been written up in the New York Times magazine about his dumpster-diving finds which now adorn his incredibly urban decay chic apartment. Also, his kitchen sounds alot like what mine would be if I didn't have a roomate, or I guess, what it was when I lived in Lincoln Park: only suited for take out and making espresso. Funny. And he is also friends with Amy Sedaris, who gave him two found paintings, — one of a little girl disfigured by syphilis, the other of two toddlers playing with a syringe. "Some people get it, some don't," he said of the paintings.
Here's some more random notes and quotes about him. --
I think I am just desperate for companionship...and finding it in actors? How unsettling.

-->Mr. Theroux's perspective is similarly middle-retro. Before offering a tour of the apartment, he said, "You really should have seen my old place; that was a great apartment," and proceeded to call up photographs on his laptop. Voilà — two home tours for the price of one. "That place really had a lot of garbage," he said. "It was just perfect. It skeezed a lot of people out."

The old apartment was a tiny tenement on the Bowery at Bleecker Street, furnished with a bathtub in the front room, a picket fence in the kitchen and a salvaged toilet that he used as a giant candelabrum in the living room. It bears description here because it seems inseparable from the apartment that followed it, or at least from his perception of the new joint. He rented it after moving from Washington in the mid-1990's, drawn to the area by the ghosts of CBGB past. At the time, Mr. Theroux was a struggling denizen of the occupational slash — an actor/painter/muralist/bartender, proving that four professions do not always add up to one. He furnished the place with garbage out of necessity, he said, but also out of disposition. "I collected garbage since I was little," he said. "The couch that's still in my mom's living room was one I picked out of the garbage." He especially liked the Bowery street scene, where one of the locals could reliably be found reclining on a chaise longue with a bottle of malt liquor, looking to Mr. Theroux as if he was having a better time than his onlookers, and the corner deli gave change on any size purchase in dimes, because that's what so many customers brought in.
"You see the same people repeatedly," he said. "There's a whole army that just trash-pick computer stuff. Or another bunch of guys that look for copper." Besides the Dumpsters in the West Village, he said, public schools are the best, because they are always replacing old wooden desks, chairs and other furnishings.

"It's not like going to a flea market, where you can go in with a set goal," he said. "You find stuff and then say, `What can I do with it?' Like you'll find a picket fence and say, `Why not put it up in the kitchen?' " (NYTM)

D.C. at the time was a great place for music, and one got the idea that something was really happening. It was. I don't want to over romanticize the time, but enough to say, and to quote D. Boone, "Punk Rock changed my life." Even if it didn't change much else. I can't help but think it didn't hurt.

I'm gonna start sounding like one of those guys that was at Woodstock, but as for punk now, it's pretty crap. It's not really even punk now, it's just kinda Bubble Gum Orange County shit. The minute Skateboard Culture and Frat Culture (inexplicably linked in my mind) and Punk culture collided, it got pretty nonsensical. I have to laugh when I see "punks" nowadays with store bought patches of their favorite bands and brand new 80 dollar Vans, or DC skateboarding shoes. In my day anyone with something other than a homemade band t-shirt, arm band, patch, what have you, woulda been laughed out of town. I know I am starting to sound bitter, but change, and especially change for the worse, always makes one at least a bit sad.

As for my family, they just sat back and marveled at the variety of hairstyles and piercings. At the time, everyone that didn't look like me was just a "tool of the government, parroting the words that the Lying New York Times told them to say." Now, and ironically, I do movies like Charlie's Angels... So who knows where I stand on that stuff now... God knows how many B.K. Broilers and McRibs I sold with that one. I'm still pretty conflicted about it, I guess. Not terribly punk rock I know.

I don't like Good Charlotte or Sum 41. I mean, how punk can you be sandwiched all over MTV by Vanilla Pepsi commercials? I think it speaks more to the desire to be cool, than the desire to be original or thought provoking. Make no mistake, I still think half of punk is being cool, but it truly is tougher and tougher to be cool in a commercial context. Selling "goods" is the goal. Not selling ideas. That's why we see infomercials selling lawn blowers and not the texts of Carl Jung or DVDs of Martha Graham. There's no real place for it. As for punk today, I kinda have a "poor Good Charlotte" attitude. I don't know, they mean well I guess, I suppose if I was thirteen today I don't know if I would be able to stand up to the barrage of commercial advertising.

Just as a side note, and on the subject of music and advertising, I recently saw a Dr. Pepper commercial with LL Cool J and Run DMC that "honored" Jam Master J. After about thirty seconds of Hip Hop and soda drinking, came the tagline, "R.I.P. Jam Master J." Jesus... If anyone ever "remembered" me like that, I would ask them to go dig me up, and shoot a couple of rounds into my coffin. How insulting. To be drinking fucking soda over a dead guy. I don't really know what they were thinking. As for Hip Hop in general, thank God you can still buy P.E. [Public Enemy] and KRS-One records.

Which artists do you find to be the most influential?

Influential to me? I like and am inspired by a lot of things, sometimes people that I don't even know. Like I would love to know who designed the logo for Magnolia Condensed Milk, or Champion Spark plugs. As for established artists, I really like James Rosenquist, Sue Coe, Tamborini Liberatore and a bunch of graffiti artists like Espo, Phil Frost, Twist, etc.. too many to name really. I'm pretty easy to please artistically. I can be inspired by a rusty length of chain, or a car battery if it's the right color.

When did you get the tattoo on your back and what is it of? Do you have any others, or want more?

I don't want anymore. I have several tattoos: a black target on the inside of my wrist, a dragon on my back (something I thought was pretty meaningful at the time, but now serves only as a reminder of the fact that I was seventeen), and I have an "X" on my ankle, that I gave myself when I was 14. A remnant of my futile attempts to be Straight Edge. I should have stopped there. I still love that one, though.

Here we can have a little fun exposing a big Hollywood P.R. lie. Probably about .004 percent of actors choose their roles. I am not one of them. I always laugh when I see actors on Entertainment Tonight or whatever saying they "Chose the role because, blah blah blah." Sometimes I know the role was offered to about eight other people before said actor chose it. It's like they woke up that morning and called their agent and said, "Hey, I've decided to play Napoleon" or whatever. This lie can be proven simply by observing the large number of actors saying they are so happy to have chosen whatever crap sitcom they are doing at the time. The only control I or most other actors have is saying "No" to roles. After saying yes to a role, you can then only create a character, but even then it is only as good as your preparation, and the director who shoots and edits it. So in answer, I choose my roles, basically by saying no to bad ones, and sometimes by settling for ones I even think could be even better. I have also been very lucky sometimes. It really is a matter of taste or style. I think any role that is complicated is more interesting than one that is not. Simple formula I guess, but there have been roles that are not necessarily couched inside good projects that I have been drawn to that have been difficult to refuse. Like anything, a lot has to be weighed before saying yes or no to anything.

You appear to have some strong political values, what do you think of the current state of the US?

That's a big one. It would be very easy to sit and rail on all the absurd contortions of US policy, and the policies of many other countries as well for that matter. But it seems to ignore the even larger issue, the worldwide spread of "anger" in a more general sense. The world now more than ever seems caught in this strange cycle of planting fear and sowing anger. The two are inexplicably linked. It's a bit hard to write policy on general subjects like fear and anger, I know; and forgive me for sounding a little naive, but I think a lot if the ills of the world could be solved by taking a more loving approach to difference. There is plenty I am angry about. I am shocked almost every day when I pick up the paper. I count it one of the greatest ironies that the people in our administration and others around the world who appear on the surface to be the most brave, the most hawkish, are in the end the ones who simultaneously appear the most scared. Terrified in fact. One could even argue real pussies. I know there are dangers in the world, I'm not stupid either, but there are more constructive ways to deal with the fear than building huge walls and lobbing bombs over the side of them.

History tells us that some of the bravest men of all pay with their lives. Martin Luther King, Sadat, John and Bobby Kennedy, Yitzhak Rabin, Ghandi, even the man George W. claimed was the greatest philosopher to ever live, Jesus Christ. Himself a victim one could argue of not only assasination but also capital punishment. If one was being cynical, one could also of course argue that they are all dead, but more accurately one would have to further observe that in death they created much more change than they ever could have had they not been cut down. It also doesn't hurt to remind oneself they they are all largely remembered for their work in regards to peace, compassion, and non-violent agression. In short, love. Pretty simple. Some of the greatest murderers and dictators in history died old, wealthy, and of natural causes. Being shot in a bunker a la Hitler is rarer than one might think. Sometimes bravery is actually cowardice in disguise. It's just pretty damn sad when the Dixie Chicks have the appearance of being the greatest and most radical voice of dissent.
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Oh wait, I get it. I see remnants of each and every guy I have ever had as a friend or boyfriend or potential love interest in his answers or something. Now I see, like the reincarnation of my past in Justin Theroux. I wonder what he'd think of that.
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Today i woke up at eleven o clock. I am beyond lazy. I showered, painted my nails (my boyfriend painted my toenails last week, it was beyond cute) to match my toes, read the newspaper, watched the news...listened to NPR online...taped some maps around my room, made CD art for my friend Lena's birthday gift...yeah.
I'm pretty idle.

Tonight, Julie's party with my friend ROB (note the use of his first name).
Should be a holiday-riffic good time.

Date: 12.18.03
Climate: cold and christmas-y
Eating: christmas cookies
Drinking: red wine
Feeling: let down
Listening to: my significant other's sweet, six am call to say good bye...
Watching: The Simple Life, Mulholland Drive
Reading: Franny and Zooey

I have decided that I was actually Franny in another lifetime that took place in Salingers head. I swear, the actual phrasing style, word choice...what Salinger said she was thinking, feeling...I have done that, said that, and felt that on more than one occasion. It is uncanny. If you ever really want to know me, read simply the first part of Franny and Zooey. Its me, to a T. Even the way her boyfriend talks resembles conversations I have had with various people...its shocking.
What also is shocking is how I watched the Simple life for the first and last time tonight. Nicole Ritchie had on a -- get this-- Deadsy tshirt! Does SHE have the key to Grammercy Park, too? I couldn't believe it. Does she even like Deadsy? It would, by all account and stop me if I am being too judgemental off of the media carved image she's developed for herself, but it just simply doesn't seem like a Nicole Ritchie type of band.

Very very odd.
I also watched Mulholland Drive and can safely say that I do, actually, know just what happened in that movie. I feel proud.

In other news...I am an official tutor for Princeton Review. I get paid like twenty five dollars an hour or something crazy like that to teach kids what a penny is and how to read one syllable words. Seriously. The interview process was a bit intense, but I am in.
I was happy but still sending out the resumes...I just want a simple, nine to five job. Why is that so f-ing hard to come by?

Oh well, can't look a gift horse in the mouth, or something. Right.

17 December 2003

This poor girl is most likely dead/ I wrote this a while back, but never sent it in. I was incredibly aggravated at all of this. And shocked that people still kidnap others.

Dear Editor,
As a Minnesota native displaced to Chicago for the last five years, raw, violent, and calculated crime is a part of the environment I live in at a much higher volume than when I resided in Minnesota. Even while in the heart of the Twin Cities, never did I see much that compared to the most crime infested areas of Chicago, or even the more gentrified areas which still fall victim to brutal assaults periodically (i.e. the Lincoln Park and Wicker Park rapists, both from this past summer).
However, as an Illinois resident, I was also a first hand spectator and cheerleader of former Illinois Governor George H. Ryan’s moratorium on the death penalty. Startled by the recent comments by Governor Tim Pawlenty, or should I say, “off hand mentions which are merely planting the seed for a public policy he was in the minority of voting for while a legislator, twice” prompted me to reply, as a dissenting voice on the Pawlenty capitalization of this current tragedy (Dru Sjodin abduction) which, as US citizens, we have seen also in a certain administration funneling more troops and US dollars into Iraq, all spun off our initial outrage post 9/11.

Some background on the Illinois moratorium and why former Governor Ryan enacted what he did:

Former Governor Ryan stated that the Illinois capital system was “haunted by the demon of error: error in determining guilt, and error in determining who among the guilty deserves to die. Because of all of these reasons today I am commuting the sentences of all death-row inmates.”
Due to this statement, which followed a near two year investigation which included Ryan appointed attorney and writer Scott Turow, a former capital punishment supporter turned opposer, 163 men and four women on the Illinois death row were spared.

Former Gov. Ryan also cited former Chicago detective Jon Burge, who extracted confessions from suspects turned "guilty" criminals through brutal and invalid means. Burge, who was known to use electric cattle prods, suffocation, and beatings to get suspects to admit to crimes they may not have committed, was fired about a decade ago, following a police internal investigation which found it plausible that he supervised the systematic torture of suspects, while under questioning. Unfortunately, this is a situation that could, and probably has, happened everywhere. No one doubts the incredibly difficult nature that the police have in attaining perpetrators for all of the atrocious and miscellany crimes committed, but here is an instance where someone in a position of much power and control fell apart under pressure, taking even more innocent lives with him, while leaving the true criminals at large.

Among the other facts including the evidence mentioned above, which the panel found while investigating the so-called justification and effectiveness of capital punishment, Ryan called for the moratorium, and Illinois was left with less blood on its hands.

Minnesota has been wise in avoiding capital punishment thus far, and its residents should tread carefully. The true issue here is, yes, the safe return of Dru Sjodin, as well as the correct capture of the individual responsible for this heinous crime. But as Minnesotans, who indirectly took part in Rodriguez’s ability to carry out this crime (it was, remember, part of our legal and judicial system which allowed Rodriguez, a registered Level 3 sex offender--the level associated with the highest likelihood to commit again--to be released from prison, without any type of supervision post release), we must look towards the legal system that in some ways—although not completely—enabled him to possibly carry out another crime. Perhaps we should take this opportunity to look at an already flawed system instead of giving it more opportunity for even graver injustices.

The bottom line is that unfortunately, we don’t know for absolutely certain that Rodriguez is the right person, although it appears highly probable that he is the perpetrator. And although the outrage, the high “kill the bastard” morale and the rightful shock from both family and community members may be unparalleled in recent Minnesota history, neither fact completely erases this dillemma: what if police have the wrong suspect? And what if he died, for a crime he didn’t commit, regardless of his egregious past? And what if we let this be the start of many more, possible, wrongful deaths, via the clearly flawed capital punishment system, as illustrated by our midwestern counterpart, Illinois?

Minnesota ought to steer clear of even letting the Pawlenty capital punishment seed take root, and should emphasize that legislators look towards a revamping of the system and not an addition to it, one of even more risk and gamble. Besides, if capital punishment deterred capital crime, we would have a much stronger case in favor of it, but on the contrary, the evidence collected thus far indicates it has no effect on the murder rate. Of course, while there may be instances where the death penalty is necessary, in certain societies or governments, possibly due to a lack of facilities to treat and correct criminals-to protect them from harming outside civilians, by keeping them in institutions such as prisons and hospitals-then we would have a different situation. However, in the US, Minnesota particularly, we’re just simply not one of those societies.

I am sure that I speak for everyone around the nation praying for Dru Sjodin’s safe return, along with the absolute capture of her assailant. And if it is Rodriguez, then it is without a doubt that he should receive the highest penalty Minnesota/North Dakota has to offer, ALONG WITH a careful reevaluation of the judicial and correctional system, which put Rodriguez back on the street, a grave err which hopefully has NOT caused the death or harm of another innocent woman. However, in the bigger picture of this outrageous crime, we must not ignore this stadium sized red flag to Minnesota voters and legislators, not in terms of the possible instillation of capital punishment, but in terms of a more closer look at the means to which these criminals are working their way back onto society’s streets, dangerously.

Date: 12.17.03
Climate: Wintery gray
Eating: --
Drinking: Coffee
Feeling: Anxious
Listening to: The Smiths/
Watching: Finding Nemo
Reading: The New York Times

Tomorrow I am going to a "group interview" (I hate those) to try to become an after school tutor with Princeton Review for south side Chicago schools. I have to give a two to three minute presentation on anything NON academic.

It is now that I realize that I know about absolutely nothing unrelated to academia.
Jackie, the woman I spoke with, said I ought to do something like "Show them a magic trick"
Who knows magic tricks? Also, isn't that a dangerous word to use nowadays, "trick" i mean? In my mind, sexual favors came to mind...we live in a sick, sick world, I know.

I haven't the foggiest as to what I could "present." I know about/././. the news, reading books? Setting up blogs? Job interviews? Resume/Cover letter writing? How to read music? Hell, even I don't know how I could teach even that in two to three minutes...how to ...how to what.
I can't believe this.

So thats tomorrow. I still haven't heard back from Walter West III on my interview. He said he would "Contact me shortly" but then he said "Happy Holidays"
Does shortly translate the same way to everyone? Did the Happy Holidays comment mean post the new year? OR was it just a kind regard?

I don't know, but i would like to go home, but not with loose ends still dangling.

In other news, I went to traffic court today. Whenever I enter any kind of bureaucratic institution entrenched with mediocrity and uniformity and routine (see "definition of modern day bureaucracy and patronage") I get discouraged about my desire to be a prosecutor.
I got in a minor MINOR fender bender last october, and of course, it was right on Clark Street outside the f-ing Metro when the Ataris were playing (I am sure I wrote about it) and of course, my glove compartment was too disorganized and I just wanted to get the hell out of there, CTA bus drivers, cabbies and little pop punkers yelling at me was just too intense, so I couldn't produce proof of insurance at that given time, so I got handed a nice little ticket. My court date was today, and I had all the correct and orderly paperwork, so it was dismissed of course, but it was quite a trip. The officers that were present sat like insulent frat boys in the front two rows, actually sneering and laughing at the people there, and the prosecutors were scattered and the defense attorneys way WAY too pushy. The judge looked haggard and the bailiff was very intense (I checked my phone for the time, cause you know, an 11 o clock call actually meant 1145 court time) and subsequently got scolded VERY loudly, so of course, the frat boy cops turned to look and of course, jab each other with stupid remarks...

I got out of there alive...and I sprinted to my car, and just as I was about to get an "expired meter ticket" I yelled "Wait thats my car, i'm coming!" and he just wandered off.

Me: 1
Chicago ticketing authority: 0

Now to ponder that 2-3 minute presentation some more...

Any ideas? Feel free to post. I need all the help I can get...and of course, some reassurance that I am not just some academic dweeb that knows nothing but ...school and the like.

I feel like such a loser. These kids are just going to laugh at me...making me feel like I am back in school. Lordy.

15 December 2003

Date: 12.14.03
Climate: F-ing cold
Eating: Eazy Mac
Feeling: lazy (see "eating")
Listening to: Paul Bremmer "We Got Him"
Watching: two back to back episodes of two seasons old ER reruns
Reading: Bell Jar is fini, resume LSAT prep

When Anne Garrels was in Chicago, she said that Paul Bremmer had always reminded her of a Dorian Gray type of guy.
I absolutely see where she's coming from, especially now that he "got his man" and all. Truth be told, I think he's a handsome fella...but I always fall for the dark and good looking politicos, maybe because I am not. But anyway, today was, for most of the international community that we are now going to invite into sudden multilateral unity in trying to figure out just what the fkuc to do with Saddam, a good day (think rap song beginning "Today was a good day...")
However, I wasn't about to let this day overshadow my best friends birthday, oh no. Just kidding...sorta.

Happy 23 Birthday LenaB!!!

Okay. Anyway. I have already been in media overkill with the whole Saddam getting his head checked for lice like he's a monkey, watch him get that wooden stick stuck in his mouth pic one too many time. It was a real treat when they showed those pictures of "the hole" and what not with what appeared to be scrap book type materials pointing at "the hole" and its surrounding, and oh so amazing landscaped area. They really need to start paying those interns at CNN a little more, cause its just getting shoddy.
The best thing I heard, and I will post this shamelessly, was a short but memorable IM dialogue (i know, i'm lame) I had with Brian and all I will say was that he wrote this:
"Oh CNN, always dangling those carrots in front of us."
I maintain that this is when he is at his funniest. Funny because it is so true.

anyway...I talked to my brother for forty minutes tonight. I said this earlier but I'll write it now for effect, my brother is just hands down much cooler than I am. He always has, and always will be. Tonight we discussed my parents, and at last, he and I are finally to a peak where we talk without fighting, are now a unified front for my parents, as opposed to the traditionally opposite situation where they tore us down, together (tore us down aka parenting) and we talk about girls. boys. sex. drugs. and what he has pulled off at our house and our neighborhood...and of course, how he gets cut much more slack due to the fact that he is a) the youngest and b) I was an extreme overachiever that sets such high marks that when I fail, we all have to comment, usually over a stereotypical setting like, say, christmas. As much as family holiday arguments are a tad bit too cliche for me, I know my "lacking" status will be a topic for discussion. As my brother put it, its like when we were in school...
Jesse: "When I got a C, I got twenty bucks."
Me: "IF I ever got a C, I would have gotten verbally beaten"
And then we laughed.

Trying to get ahold of him today was fun. Its nice that Hawaii is covered in my cell plan. I called three times. The first time, I was completely uncertain as to whether it was the right room, as a guy with a heavy British accent picked up the phone. It went something like this:
BritishGuy: "Aello?"
Me:...Hi, is this room three oh three?
BC: "yes."
Me: Oh, hi, um...(thinking I have the wrong room. My brother didn't develop a british accent overnight, I dont' think)...I was looking for someone. Um, do you happen to have a roomate? (maybe jesse doesn't have his own place)
BC: "Quite right, I have eight."
Me: Eight?
BC: "yes, eight."
Me: oh, is there a blonde guy named Jesse in that crew of eight?
BC: "Hold on, let me check...(yells back "is there a Jesse here?")....riight. Yeah, he's out. I'll tell him you called though. Who is this?"
Me: Oh sorry, its his sister.
BC: "Whats your name?"
Me: He only has one.

And then we got off the phone...i talked to jesse about four hours later, and its a four hour time difference too.

But it was really nice to finally catch up with him, now he's trying to get a job on a cruise line....he seems to like Hawaii, except I think he likes Jack Johnson. We'll have to work on that. Oh, and he did say that the tight blonde who thinks everything is sweet was "really hot."
Plus, her sister is apparently a model. I disagreed. I went to high school with that sister, and she wasn't a model then. but time happens. as does plastic surgery I suppose. The worst case scenario is that its like bad regional ads ala Ten Things I Hate About You model boy style, what was his name,. Joey?...i hope that made sense.

And thats all so far...I can't believe I didn't leave the apartment today. Such are Sundays I guess.

14 December 2003

Now I know that I am not the only one who thinks like this. He's just much smarter and has more intellectual capabilites than I do...at this point.
This article is just hands down a fantastic commentary on today's "youth" ...and the parents that mold them that way.
:::from Fortune:::

VALUE DRIVEN
Admit It: You, Too, Are Paris Hilton
The average American has far more in common with spoiled TV heirs than you might think.
By Geoffrey Colvin


Florida, Nov. 29 (AP)—A mob of shoppers rushing for a sale on DVD players trampled the first woman in line and knocked her unconscious on Friday as they scrambled for the shelves at a Wal-Mart Supercenter.

The woman, Patricia VanLester, had her eye on a $29 DVD player, but when the siren blared at 6 a.m. announcing the start of the post-Thanksgiving sale, VanLester, 41, was knocked to the ground by the frenzy of shoppers behind her....

[The woman's sister] said that some shoppers tried to help VanLester and that one employee helped her reach her sister. But most people just continued their rush for the deals, she said.

"All they cared about was a stupid DVD player," she said.

Maybe you remember Stanford biologist Paul Ehrlich's famous prediction in the late 1960s that by now America would be so near starvation that we'd have food riots. The reality is exactly the opposite. We have shopping riots. Instead of panicking as the ultimate necessity of life grows so expensive that no one can afford it, Americans flip out because a product absolutely no one needs is available at a price so low that even a year ago no one would have believed it possible. Food, if anyone still cares, takes a lower proportion of our income than ever before.

By odd coincidence, just as the season of peak acquisitive madness grips the nation, we're being treated to a glut of TV programs about some of America's most revoltingly excessive consumers, our hyperwealthy kids. Rich Girls (MTV) follows a couple of heiresses who embark on buying orgies with the immortal cry "Let's do some damage." In Born Rich (HBO), we meet 21-year-olds who know they need never work a day in their life, and we learn of the wrenching conflicts they face, such as what one girl might have done with the $800 that she dropped in a bar the other night ("I could have bought a dress!"). The Simple Life (Fox) places Paris Hilton (hotel money) and Nicole Richie (daughter of former pop star Lionel Richie) in a tiny Arkansas town so that we can marvel at their cluelessness about real life; Richie, for example, had never pumped gas "because my guard usually does that."

What's your reaction? Laughing? Loathing? Fine—but be careful. Because the truth is, if average Americans of even 30 to 40 years ago could see us today, they'd think we were all spoiled just as rotten as any young Trump, Newhouse, or Bloomberg.

You know it's true. How many televisions do you have? Do you even know? How many channels do you get? Do your kids refuse to watch black-and-white programs? No one had a VCR in 1970. Now 240 million of us do, but VCRs are history now that Wal-Mart is selling DVD players for $29.

If anyone had told you in 1980 that today you'd use a cellphone the size of a cigarette pack to call someone else's cellphone in Sao Paulo—and would complain about the connection—would you have believed him?

How big is your house? The average new house is 34% bigger than it was in 1970. Yet despite that supersizing, more people own their homes today than ever in our history.

No, I'm not overlooking the poor, especially at this time of year. They are indeed always with us, but not the way they used to be. Some 21% of U.S. families were poor in 1960, while in 2001, the latest year for which figures are available, just 10% were. And those official statistics exclude the value of noncash government benefits like food stamps and Medicaid, which didn't exist in 1960. That's why some economists estimate that today's real poverty rate is much less than officially reported, maybe only half.

Malnutrition was still a major concern in the 1960s. Today's crisis is very different—obesity. That's a problem of national excess on an unprecedented scale.

The consumer culture has achieved total victory. We spend more and save less than ever before. We are richer, fatter, and more obsessed by consumption than any people have ever been.

So let's enjoy gawking at the rich kids on television. It really is fun. But let's also confront the new reality: With precious few exceptions (and home videos aside), we are all Paris Hilton.



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Geoffrey Colvin, senior editor at large of FORTUNE, can be reached at gcolvin@fortunemail.com. Watch him on Wall $treet Week With FORTUNE, Friday evenings on PBS.

Date: 12.13.03
Climate: Snow is falling and friends are calling, "yoo hoo"
Eating: Turkey flavored tofu///dare I say, Tofurkey?
Feeling: :)
Listening to: Two mix CD's I burnt for my best friend Lena
Watching: My friend Robs band play
Reading: The Bell Jar (it continues...)

Things are looking better and better. I had the most promising job interview at a law firm last Friday, and all three people I met with told me that I was perfect for the job....I am feeling good about this one. Also, the managing partner told me that I was "by far the best looking candidate, which gave me an edge, since we have so many events you'll be expected to be at, and its important that your image conveys what we want..."

And just when I thought that the world only wanted beautiful blondes...awww.

Incidentally, the woman who i'll be replacing, IF I get the job (she's leaving the country to get married...interesting) had an ex husband, who she's still great friends with, she assured me, who went to Elmhurst College, and who was a drummer in the freaking jazz band. She freaked out when I told her I sang at the Jazz Fest and even won an award for vocal stylings by, like, Dave Brubeck...the band played at her wedding... she was putty in my hands. The last woman, who was a bit frazzled, said to me on arrival "Oh, you're the candidate with the great cover letter!"

I can't believe it?! Has luck finally turned my way? Oh, to curse it now with an absolute would be murder, but I hope my feeling turns to reality. We'll see this coming week, I have interview number two.

Other than that, things are nice and typical. Yeah, lots of stuff still pretty much blows, but I firmly believe my theory to be true: once I secure a job, other things will fall into place, accordingly.

So Christmas is around the corner, I am antsy to get home and bake Christmas cookies with my mom (or should I say For her?), and what not. It finally snowed here and its cold, cold cold...and the city of Chicago's street salt is going to do that fantastic number on my shoes again this winter, I just know it. Oh well. Such a small price for safety*

Now if only I knew what was on my plate for New Years...

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