thoughts while watching the Golden Globes (yes, I watch award shows. sometimes)
Sometimes I do things slightly out of character. Tonight was one of those times as I watched the Golden Globes. I don't know why but it has been amusing thus far. Here are some thoughts:
a. Helen Mirren is wearing the Heart of the Ocean.
b. The Brits are really cleaning house.
c. I think Meryl Streep does her own hair and make up for these shows and I LOVE THAT.
d. Sienna Miller should stop trying so hard with this weird brit bohemian burberry chic. Whats with that braid and that lame (i mean "lame" with the accent aigu, like gold lame, not lame as in ridiculous) gown?
e. I can see why people think my dad resembles Clint Eastwood.
f. Jack Nicholson is f-ing crazy. NICE BLUE BLOCKERS.
g. If the Departed doesn't win and freaking DreamGirls does, I am going to be pissed...albeit they're both remakes.
h. Cameron Diaz called it "internal" affairs when really its infernal affairs. Everyone gets that wrong but come on, that was like your one job for the night.
i. The brits have the best acceptance speechs, bar none.
j. Zach Braff will probably look like Steven Spielberg in 20 years.
k. seeing Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt acting so..."at peace" sorta pisses me off. Come on, you're suposed to be drunk and ridiculous like everyone else please.
l. I love the french guy who won for best score, really be/c I love french accents.
m. Tim Allen was inappropriately gawking and like, drooling, at Vanessa Williams. It was gross.
n. I can't believe I haven't watched Weeds be/c it looks freaking amazing.
o. I love first time winners (America Ferrarra, Jennifer Hudson) be/c they're so genuine and not at all glib (hello George Clooney) and they cry, like, real tears not actor tears. You can tell be/c they have trouble talking through the tears like most people do. Plus they're pretty be/c they're still somewhat normal and truthful lookning. And be/c they weigh more than five Elen Pompei's - i am glad women are winning awards who don't weigh five pounds.
p. Salma Hayek's dress is so wrong, its like someone wrapped a big thing of toilet paper around her and said "walk."
q. Annette Bening is perpetually turning 16 vis a vis her rainbow eyes and smile...she plays crazy really well.
r. Jeremy Piven, stop bringing your mom to awards shows - the novelty and whatever "cute" feeling people had at first has worn off - its getting weird. Bring a proper date okay?
s. Beyonce seems fake to me now. I don't like her anymore. I think she's a diva in the worst way.
t. Who styled Tina Fey? Boo.
u. I still have problems believing that Kyra Sedgwick is related to Edie Sedgwick. I just don't see resemblance.
okay. thats all for now.
Sometimes I do things slightly out of character. Tonight was one of those times as I watched the Golden Globes. I don't know why but it has been amusing thus far. Here are some thoughts:
a. Helen Mirren is wearing the Heart of the Ocean.
b. The Brits are really cleaning house.
c. I think Meryl Streep does her own hair and make up for these shows and I LOVE THAT.
d. Sienna Miller should stop trying so hard with this weird brit bohemian burberry chic. Whats with that braid and that lame (i mean "lame" with the accent aigu, like gold lame, not lame as in ridiculous) gown?
e. I can see why people think my dad resembles Clint Eastwood.
f. Jack Nicholson is f-ing crazy. NICE BLUE BLOCKERS.
g. If the Departed doesn't win and freaking DreamGirls does, I am going to be pissed...albeit they're both remakes.
h. Cameron Diaz called it "internal" affairs when really its infernal affairs. Everyone gets that wrong but come on, that was like your one job for the night.
i. The brits have the best acceptance speechs, bar none.
j. Zach Braff will probably look like Steven Spielberg in 20 years.
k. seeing Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt acting so..."at peace" sorta pisses me off. Come on, you're suposed to be drunk and ridiculous like everyone else please.
l. I love the french guy who won for best score, really be/c I love french accents.
m. Tim Allen was inappropriately gawking and like, drooling, at Vanessa Williams. It was gross.
n. I can't believe I haven't watched Weeds be/c it looks freaking amazing.
o. I love first time winners (America Ferrarra, Jennifer Hudson) be/c they're so genuine and not at all glib (hello George Clooney) and they cry, like, real tears not actor tears. You can tell be/c they have trouble talking through the tears like most people do. Plus they're pretty be/c they're still somewhat normal and truthful lookning. And be/c they weigh more than five Elen Pompei's - i am glad women are winning awards who don't weigh five pounds.
p. Salma Hayek's dress is so wrong, its like someone wrapped a big thing of toilet paper around her and said "walk."
q. Annette Bening is perpetually turning 16 vis a vis her rainbow eyes and smile...she plays crazy really well.
r. Jeremy Piven, stop bringing your mom to awards shows - the novelty and whatever "cute" feeling people had at first has worn off - its getting weird. Bring a proper date okay?
s. Beyonce seems fake to me now. I don't like her anymore. I think she's a diva in the worst way.
t. Who styled Tina Fey? Boo.
u. I still have problems believing that Kyra Sedgwick is related to Edie Sedgwick. I just don't see resemblance.
okay. thats all for now.