As appeared in the October 24 issue of the Chicago Reader--
WANTED: OFFICE/ STOCK person not afraid of interesting tasks. Rogers Park, wholesale/ retail car parts. Wear jeans, work with Aries, Sagitarius, and Gemini. Flexible hours. Part-time to start, may turn into full-time. Must not have fear of auto parts. No experience necessary. Interested? E-mail 2 paragraphs about yourself. volvolights@aol.com.
Attention Mom and Dad: This is what is out there for me.
More importantly, fellow bloggers, this is an actual ad for an actual job.
My favorite lines: "work with Aries Sagitarius and Gemini" (I think Sagitarius is spelled incorrectly too but hey thats not what they'd hire me for, right?) and the "email 2 paragraphs about yourself..." talk about nononsense and succinct-nothing more, nothing less.
At Volvolights@aol.com...? Say what?
And no fear of interesting tasks, OR car parts, as spooky as they may be...and similar in so many ways?
goodnessgracious.
WANTED: OFFICE/ STOCK person not afraid of interesting tasks. Rogers Park, wholesale/ retail car parts. Wear jeans, work with Aries, Sagitarius, and Gemini. Flexible hours. Part-time to start, may turn into full-time. Must not have fear of auto parts. No experience necessary. Interested? E-mail 2 paragraphs about yourself. volvolights@aol.com.
Attention Mom and Dad: This is what is out there for me.
More importantly, fellow bloggers, this is an actual ad for an actual job.
My favorite lines: "work with Aries Sagitarius and Gemini" (I think Sagitarius is spelled incorrectly too but hey thats not what they'd hire me for, right?) and the "email 2 paragraphs about yourself..." talk about nononsense and succinct-nothing more, nothing less.
At Volvolights@aol.com...? Say what?
And no fear of interesting tasks, OR car parts, as spooky as they may be...and similar in so many ways?
goodnessgracious.